Letter to my sweet heart
Hey, my love, How are you? My vagus nerve signals that I’m thinking of you, and even my sympathetic nerve releases adrenaline, making me eager to see you. I hope you're not letting acetylcholine take over and thinking about your ex. If that's the case, my adrenal glands will release epinephrine, and I'll end up like Amir Khan in Ghajini , so please don’t break my heart. Yesterday, when you were upset with me, my heart raced faster than radio waves, and I immediately felt guilty. So, sweetheart, don’t break my heart, or my heart valves might murmur. I still remember the time when I was speeding on my bike at 60 km/h, and you hugged me so tightly that I could feel my breathing change, like a redox reaction. When I'm with you, it feels like we're the only two beings in this world. Please, always be by my side and never deceive me. When you get too close, I feel like my X chromosomes start turning into XXY, and I feel like I'm suffering from Klinefelter's synd...